A Little Misunderstanding

"Man I'm bored," Hayashida said.

"Well I'd like to point out that the reason most people who go to Akihabara is because they are bored," Kamiyama replied.

"I know," Hayashida stretched, "but that still doesn't mean you're instantly not bored."

"I never said that," Kamiyama said, "I'm just saying that, if you go to Akihabara, you should be more open to having fun."

"Yeah, yeah," Hayashida replied, "but that still doesn't make this place interesting."

At this, Kamiyama stepped in front of Hayashida and said, "that's because you aren't letting it be interesting."

"Oh yeah? How so?" Hayashida asked.

"Well, do you see those two?" Kamiyama said, while point at two people.

Hayashida took a second to see who he meant.

"Did you mean the short blonde girl and the blue haired cross dresser?"

"Yes I did."

"It is obvious that the cross dresser is not comfortable here," Kamiyama continued, "but, she is still here. And she seems to be warming up to the whole place."

Hayashida nodded thoughtfully.

"I guess, you're right," he admitted.

"Yes," Kamiyama shouted, "now you understand the power of Akihabara! Now you understand the power of sisters!"

"Actually, I don't think they're sisters," Hayashida corrected.

Kamiyama stood still for a few seconds.

"What makes you think that?"

"Well," Hayashida continued, "they don't seem to look that much alike."

"I see," Kamiyama said. "Then what's they're relationship?"

The two of them stood together thoughtfully as they pondered this.

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"Hayate," Nagi said.

"Yes, milady?" Hayate said.

"Those guys are acting weird," Nagi pointed.

Hayate followed her point.

"Did you mean the guy with the purple mohawk and the average school student?" Hayate asked.

Nagi nodded.

"Don't worry," Hayate smiled, "I'm sure they aren't going to do anything to you what so ever."

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"She's been kidnapped!" Hayashida realized.

"Of course," Kamiyama said, "it explains everything! That isn't the power of friendship and Akihabara: it's the power of fear!"

"Oh man," Hayashida panicked, "this seems bad."

"Now wait Hayashida," Kamiyama calmly panicked, "we aren't sure that she has been kidnapped."

"You're right," Hayashida said.

"First we have to find out if she has been kidnapped."

"Agreed. But how?"

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"Stupid Hayate," Nagi muttered. "Why can't he let me in the bathroom with him? I don't care if I'm a girl; that's no reason for him to not let me go with him."

"Excuse me ma'am."

Nagi looked at the speaker.

"Weren't you looking at me earlier?" She asked.

"Irrelevant," Kamiyama replied.

"No it isn't," Nagi said.

"Anyway," Kamiyama said, "I am running a questionnaire and would like to know if you want to participate in it."

"No," Nagi twitched.

"Now for the first question," Kamiyama ignored.

"Hey you just ignored me!" Nagi yelled.

"Please calm down ma'am," Kamiyama called, "the questionnaire is only one question long."

"That doesn't seem like a good questionnaire," Nagi stated.

Kamiyama cleared his throat.

"Question one: Have you been kidnapped?"

Nagi twitched at this.

"Yes," she growled, "I have been kidnapped."

"Ah excellent," Kamiyama smiled. "Would you believe that that is the most common answer we've had all day?"

"I guess there's been a lot of kidnappings in the area," Nagi noted.

"Well," Kamiyama said, while leaving, "goodbye."

"Yeah," Nagi sweated.

After a couple of minutes, Hayate came out of the bathroom.

"Sorry it took so long," Hayate apologized.

"Hayate," Nagi said.

"Yes, milady?"

"Those guys are weird."

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"Well," Hayashida asked Kamiyama, as he walked up to him.

"She has been kidnapped," Kamiyama confirmed.

"This is bad," Hayashida said, "there's no telling what sort of depraved things she's done to her."

"I know," Kamiyama said, "this is perhaps the worst thing that has ever happened to us."

"And there doesn't seem to be anything we can do about it," Hayashida moaned.

Kamiyama grabbed him by the shoulder.

"No, there is one thing we can do," Kamiyama said.

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"The mohawk guy is still following us," Nagi complained.

"Maybe he thinks we dropped something?" Hayate asked.

Nagi shook her head.

"We've stopped plenty of times," she observed, "he tries to keep his distance from us. He even tried to hide behind a gorilla."

"Ah," Hayate said.

The next minute passed in silence.

"Did you just say gorilla?" Hayate shivered.

"Yes," Nagi realized.

"Maybe it was just a guy in a gorilla costume?" Hayate offered.

"Yeah," Nagi said, "that must be it."

Another minute passed in silence.

"He's still following us," Nagi said.

"Yes," Hayate confirmed.

Another minute.

"He's there?"

And another.

"This is getting creepy."

Luckily, the next minute didn't pass this way.

"Hayate? Nagi?"

They both turned to face the speaker.

"Hello Hinagiku," Hayate said.

"How are things?" She asked.

"Well," Hayate said, "there's someon-"

At this moment, a man passed by on an incredibly fast motorcycle. Fast enough to send up a cloud of dust, and it made enough noise to blot out any thoughts they had. A few cough filled seconds passed.

"Are you ok?" Hayate coughed.

"Yes," Hinagiku sputtered.

"Well its good that everyone is fine," Hayate said.

"Uh, Hayate," Hinagiku said.

"Yes?"

"Where's Nagi?"

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"Hey what are you doing?" Nagi shouted.

"Isn't it obvious?" Kamiyama said, while beaming with pride. "I'm saving you from the kidnapper."

"Vroom!" The bike spoke.

"Oh," Nagi said.

Well she took that well, Kamiyama thought.

"Vroom!" Mechazawa said.

Nagi then pulled out her phone.

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"Nagi!" Hayate shouted, for the fiftieth time.

"I don't think she's near here," Hinagiku said.

"Well," Hayate said, while reaching into his pockets, "I'll try calling her."

Luckily, she was already on it.

"Hayate," Nagi said, "I was kidnapped by the guy on the motorcycle."

"I see," Hayate said. "Sit tight, I'll be there."

"Hey Hinagiku," Hayate said, after putting the phone away, "do you have a bike I can borrow?"

Hinagiku shook her head. Hayate looked around quickly. Luckily, he found an even better form of transportation.

"Excuse me, shirtless man!" Hayate shouted. "I need to borrow your horse."

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"Ok bye," Nagi said.

Hmm odd, Kamiyama thought, she called her kidnapper.

"Vroom!" Mechazawa spoke.

"Hey watch the road," Nagi said.

That, and she is incredibly calm for someone who was saved from a kidnapper, he thought.

"Vroom!" Mechazawa spoke.

"There's a red light up ahead."

Maybe she's just in shock, Kamiyama thought, Unless... of course! Why didn't I see it before.

"Vroom!" Mechazawa spoke.

"You should stop now."

SHE'S THE KIDNAPPER! He realized.

"No she's not," Mechazawa said.

"You just ran a red light."

That means,she just kidnapped me!

"You aren't listening to me."

Oh man, you read about this in the news all the time, He realized.

BA-BUMP

Oh man, Kamiyama thought, my heart just skipped a beat.

"YOU JUST RAN SOMEONE OVER!" Nagi shouted.

Maybe I can lose her, Kamiyama thought.

"Hey, kidnapper," Nagi said.

But how?

"Hayate is here."

"Vroom!" Mechazawa said.

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"Now that I think of it," Hayate said to himself, "why did you have a horse?"

By way of response, he glared at Hayate.

It was then that Hayate realized that living was more important then knowing where he got hit horse.

"Hayate!" Nagi shouted.

"Nagi!" Hayate shouted. "I'll be there in a few seconds."

Hayate braced himself to jump off of the horse and onto the bike.

"Boosters activated." The bike said.

Then, the bike shot up straight in the air.

And into a department store window.

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Damn it, Kamiyama thought, she's still following me.

"Are you crazy?" Nagi shouted.

"Quite possible," Mechazawa replied.

Maybe if I turn left, I'll lose her.

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Hinagiku caught up to Hayate about twenty minutes later.

"Why are you standing outside of the store?" Hinagiku asked.

Hayate motioned to the horse next to him.

"I'm holding onto this horse while its owner goes to the bathroom."

Hinagiku slowly nodded.

"What about Nagi?" She asked.

"She's in their too," Hayate replied.

"Why aren't you going in there?"

Hayate motioned to the horse. Hinagiku noted, that there was some fear in his eyes.

"Besides," Hayate added, "that store only has one exit big enough for a motorcycle, so I can wait for him here."

"Ok!" Someone shouted. "Back it up!"

Both Hayate and Hinagiku looked at the speaker. He was motioning back a large truck, so that it's closed bed was aligned with the entrance. Around it was a large number of camera men, and people with megaphones. Also, there was this man telling everyone to back up.

"Please move away from the building!" He yelled.

"Uh, why?" Hayate asked.

"Well," he said, "we're filming a movie. And we need people as far from this building as possible."

"What's this movie called?"

By way of reply, the backer-uper man yelled:

"That's it! RELEASE THE BLUES BROTHERS!"

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Damn it, Kamiyama shouted to himself, how is she still following me?

"Why are you making so many turns?" Nagi asked.

Maybe I should make another left?

"Hey, is that jazz?" Nagi asked.

"Impossible," Kamiyama said, "no one plays jazz anymore. Unless, they're the Blues Brothers."

It was then that the bluesmobile rounded a corner behind them.

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"It's for the new Blues Brothers t.v. show," he announced.

He looked at the kids, and realized that they weren't saying anything. In fact, they had looks of absolute horror on their faces.

"Awe-striking isn't it?" He asked.

Then, the blue hair girl handed him the reins to her horse, and ran into the building.

********
"The mafia is after us!" Kamiyama shouted.

"No," Mechazawa said, "it's just the Blues Brothers."

It was then that Nagi looked at the bike.

"Your bike can talk?" She asked.

"Oh, he's not a bike," Kamiyama said. "He's one of my classmates. He just likes to carry people around on his back."

"No, I'm pretty sure he's a bike," Nagi said.

"Oh heavens no," Mechazawa said, "I'm deathly afraid of motorcycles. I could never ride on one."

"I'm not saying you're afraid of bikes," Nagi said, "I'm saying you are a bike."

"Impossible," Mechazawa said, while oiling his head, "I'm no good with technology. I couldn't make a bird house, let alone a motor-cycle."

"That doesn't matter," Nagi irked. "What does matter, is that you ARE a motorcycle."

"Also," she added, "could you stop turning into the path of the car?"

"I can't!" Kamiyama shouted. "They're following me!"

"No they're not," Nagi irked. "You keep turning into their path."

"Nagi!" Hayate shouted.

"Oh, Hayate's here," Nagi said.

Crap, Kamiyama thought, I can't handle both of the kidnappers at once. Unless...
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"Hayate!" Nagi shouted.

There she is, Hayate thought.

DaDaDa, DAAA,dada,DA. DA!

And there's the Blues Brothers, he added.

"Can you tell those kids to get out of our way?" One of the Brother's shouted. "They keep turning the same ways we do."

"Told you," Nagi said.

"Blue haired cross-dresser!" Kamiyama shouted. "Your reign of kidnapping ends now!"

"What reign of kidnapping?" Hayate said.

"Rockets deployed." Mechazawa said.

"What rockets?" Hayate asked.

He found out quickly, as several rockets came at him.

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"Wow," he said, as the building collapsed, "those Blues Brothers really went to town. Although, where did they get those explosives?"

He saw that the pink haired girl was still standing in fear. Although, that could of been because of the shirtless man eating ramen.

"My friends were in there," she said.

Then, a school boy, came out of the ruble and pulled out the blue haired girl who ran in and a yellow haired girl.

"Officer!" He shouted. "I have captured the kidnappers!"

********
"And that is why I need you to post bail." Kamiyama said over the phone.

"How did you know the other side of the story?" Maeda asked.